一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。www1.tvboxnow.com1 H; Z" u$ G5 V% Q+ @) s
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 ' c' g- H# P5 H4 Z) f+ a! Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb 5 _4 U( E4 a: l% ?( V「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 + k7 K" S. i" q4 I" o0 T0 f9 J9 Hwww1.tvboxnow.comwww1.tvboxnow.com' O- i% O4 \, Y: j% V1 {8 b
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 6 y1 m/ K3 F1 W公仔箱論壇公仔箱論壇/ E* j! h( ]; U' [
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：% c! ]5 _& Q( P6 Q' f* \/ x6 |
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.www1.tvboxnow.com* |) W0 r/ Q3 D2 g- R" o$ f; K
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" 3 W, T* k. [3 n" y1 y5 d+ `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。公仔箱論壇! ~- {, R$ D4 i) D
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." : L) r8 C% ~% z公仔箱論壇TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 `! u6 u1 R$ d2 u! A4 q- e
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.* z6 R+ b- ~' f8 o
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
