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誰的智慧高 ?

Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen.

"Your Queenship, “ he asked her.
“I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined.

May I ask you -
how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well," replied Her Majesty,
"the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Trump frowned.

"But how do you know the people around you are really intelligent?"
he asked.

"Oh, that's easy”, the Queen replied.
“You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle”.

She pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send Theresa May in here."

The Prime Minister walked into the room.
“You called for me, Your Majesty?"

"Answer me this,
if you would, Theresa. “
the Queen said.

“Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?”

Without pausing for even a second,
Theresa May answered,
“That would be me."

"Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.

Trump went back home,
returned to the White House ,
and the very next day called for Mike Pence to come and see him.

Pence duly trotted in to the Oval Office

“Mike,
answer this for me,’
said Donald.
“Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister.

Who is it?”

"I'm not sure," said Pence.
“Let me get back to you on that one.

Pence went panicking off to his advisers and asked everyone,
but none of them could give him an answer.

The next night, as it happened,
Pence ran in to Hillary Clinton in a restaurant.
By now, desperate for an answer to give to his tyrannical boss,
he approached her – much to her surprise.

“Hillary,
I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye ,
but I would really appreciate it if you could answer this riddle for me.”

“Sure, Mike” Hillary said.
“I’m not one to hold a grudge.
What is it?”

“Thanks” said Pence,
“It’s this. Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?”

Hillary answered right back,
“That's easy, it's me!"

Pence smiled, “Thanks!"

Pence then went back to speak with Trump.
"Say, boss,
I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It’s Hillary Clinton.”

Trump got up,
stomped over to Pence,
and angrily yelled at him.

"No, you idiot!

It’s Theresa May!"

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  • timmychoo

整個高方式智慧測驗.....

A式:
甲: " 你爸媽生了個小孩, 但這孩子不是你的兄弟, 也不是你的姊妹, 如是, 孩子稱呼與你關係....!? "
乙: " 那個小孩不是人!! "
甲: " 為什麽是這樣的關係....!? "
乙: " 那個小孩是來分家產的!! "

B式:
甲: " 你爸媽生了個小孩, 但這孩子不是你的兄弟, 也不是你的姊妹, 如是, 孩子稱呼與你關係....!? "
乙: " 那個小孩不是人!! "
甲: " 為什麽是這樣的關係....!? "
乙: " 那個小孩整天要我照顧換尿片, 要给餵奶吮咣咣!...晚上還要....總之這孩子不是人!! "

C式:
甲: " 你爸媽生了個小孩, 但這孩子不是你的兄弟, 也不是你的姊妹, 如是, 孩子稱呼與你關係....!? "
乙: " 那個小孩眞的不是人!! "
甲: " 為什麽是這樣的關係....!? "
乙: " 那個小孩只会叫啞啞, 是白痴來到我哋家的!! "
甲: " 為什麽有這樣的白痴關係....!? "
乙: " 那個啞啞小孩, 摸錯門, 入錯屋! 咪有咁既白痴來囉! "
甲: " 咁, 白痴關係....是誰來的!? "
乙: " 獨生子, 摸錯門, 入錯屋! 咪我囉! "

有智慧的人.....可能就是...自己原來不知自己是人的那種人!!
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  • manyiu

你的智慧都好高呀~
我的智慧都好高!??
不可能, 我只是一個普通人.....

我: " 若你爸媽生了個小孩, 但這孩子不是你的兄弟, 也不是你的姊妹, 如是, 孩子稱呼與你關係....!? "
他: " 那個小孩.....!! "
我: " 那個小孩.....什麽 !! 是....!? "
他微笑, 微微的指指石柱, 就這樣揮揮袖就走了!! "
我....在想....是什麽佛偈來喳 !! ??
他.....似佛嗎!? 矇了!
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