一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 8 y& q* O @! }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 _+ e1 G {: j7 {% D$ s+ I& a5 ~
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 3 A+ T# X2 j1 M W9 E % b! T$ R3 X$ X c「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 7 l) r+ x$ z8 x5 C/ H& X: Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 P4 z, P2 {, J
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 ; \1 r' w: c0 F9 i2 x; @5 J7 k6 Bwww1.tvboxnow.com + s4 E( k* L; C2 s6 X公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： + r8 R- z4 Q' N5 }, L% KAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 m+ v, E7 ~4 M8 m1 p
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" . F" ~0 Z+ V* q! J4 K3 u8 fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 4 K8 ^% U7 C6 n1 D" C) M/ Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." / |$ r5 D2 h* {8 m& S# ~ p 2 H ?$ I: F" j; }公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.8 h( {0 e4 C+ Q# e8 `
) p; V2 N0 k% k* STVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
