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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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0 ^2 }& Q. i  A- D6 h& f7 q2 A' \0 H「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 Y: u6 [, T2 \3 |2 E+ v$ [
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) U/ A* J/ l1 f) |9 F, Q" m; ^' V, m

* w' L3 `2 O' V' _$ d  l2 {3 K公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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# Y, X* {$ s3 {% C' P/ K# ~2 ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.1 Z! z) ~$ ~: l9 h8 z' @

, ]* n5 s( O/ }0 m2 R" RThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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