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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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+ f( ?1 n2 r6 X  ]9 u> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
  @3 x  D, T+ E: {2 iwww1.tvboxnow.com> and you need to shut up.7 z+ j$ E$ @8 z$ L" D" K6 `
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
7 C" F5 |6 w6 b, E  J% S> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given5 H! H# M* F9 U7 l3 a
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
6 U/ {' U' k: W; @2 k6 [公仔箱論壇> the house.
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) o1 s' [; E% L* o> (3) Nothing: This7 Q% N, o0 U) G% T8 v; {) w
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
0 g/ X, E2 D& M  g) W1 X> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing/ g$ b' c5 E8 W& [$ O4 K2 Q+ e
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇& r' h( F6 P: R: W: Q1 c3 [
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( [* N$ n: I, H* F8 E5 i> (5) Loud
' k! B- v" r  b. A6 y> Sigh: This
8 }2 J: A+ E- lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
7 I) r9 ^8 T/ N6 I- ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
" I/ B* f9 c; c0 e7 O( C> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing4 ^5 ^7 g2 i7 C+ \
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
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> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 f* w! z* Z3 ~; `% m, ?, w
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to/ [0 u6 E1 j% b6 ^
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and5 ^- }  d8 Y6 m7 S$ F% A* n5 A  O, }3 J1 B
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
% r+ E# b. f" ]+ z" u公仔箱論壇> mistake.
8 W( r( i: T3 a; D. I公仔箱論壇
* ^# n- V2 Q. B4 F; W# \+ X' ~公仔箱論壇> (7) Thanks: A3 }; c+ h: s/ ]. l. `7 b) A# |2 |; ]
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just saywww1.tvboxnow.com) n) Q& g8 u5 j5 \5 h& i, {/ y8 {
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
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> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
7 K+ R" g, C+ M- A公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
3 j% m- ^7 p1 N4 J; u- I  r公仔箱論壇> 'whatever').
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5 `2 b" `& V% z4 k9 _www1.tvboxnow.com> (8) Whatever: Is a
& i& {3 M0 e/ X) E% r) V  kTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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+ u! t$ }2 d1 g5 P1 @> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ m" R' C& a9 k3 ~- j
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 y0 U+ f0 \- k9 J" ~0 d8 g: _7 X
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇- v& k& N8 k, v) |7 K' S
> herself. This will later result in a manwww1.tvboxnow.com" l8 W1 F( A* c& }3 G  q% t& P
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
4 B  F7 _6 F" P" Cwww1.tvboxnow.com> response refer to # 3.
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