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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :4 Q% c9 z2 }9 g8 Q

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; q: C! R7 Q5 C5 Q
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？公仔箱論壇% T2 D6 K0 ~: g7 i# H* s. ?% D
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
8 ?0 P( d) M( W0 ]# k40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? www1.tvboxnow.com" v0 Q5 x: H! A9 h4 t' q, i

% S! Y6 {5 _3 \: y3 M$ V公仔箱論壇She doesn't care what you think.
0 j1 g: j8 Z: b3 p6 V) J& w2 `! V她才不在乎你在想什麼。

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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
/ l9 b) v9 y9 d$ I' V$ y* K40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
+ c4 t1 y9 @8 e9 G她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 www1.tvboxnow.com: v0 h: [: i) B% u

Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 www1.tvboxnow.com$ S7 ^9 J$ g" c6 ]. G4 Q% M

5 v" y8 l1 _8 `) ^: {, zThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" d8 u( T$ [3 z
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ n6 v' v# v+ Q  @4 m
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 3 k9 H" j- F/ V! I0 m
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

4 P! q, u8 S" S5 S/ bwww1.tvboxnow.comOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 3 ]" r" N) J6 a% f! q$ `
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 ^0 q: q/ g& _4 ]$ Y# S

Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔公仔箱論壇' Q4 a4 b& {- k. y: N
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. # I5 b8 c' [( m4 v( P
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 $ P+ Y/ r8 u- h( V

* }2 o3 G) d( ^( I  l; UOlder women are forthright and honest.
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) w! `9 |2 Z: zThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. % m: u  R) P- x) C6 d1 S4 \  p7 A& q
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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, J2 w0 t6 ]4 x" JYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 公仔箱論壇3 ]2 I7 ]4 P& ?0 j
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 9 s  @4 S  ^5 V" T; V5 M: R% Z
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* v' D# q/ O5 R+ D
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 www1.tvboxnow.com- \# F) G2 ~' Q, @9 s

3 L o5 R$ U3 btvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. R% M$ H2 @" {9 E8 ^% x
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. ) x) `3 r; {& d% d
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?

6 O7 M: w7 U' v% X, O- C+ lBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!