一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( O& n+ o# y% n. |. [7 i
3 j, a) q) q8 o( dTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 @" S9 l5 _5 }* Q! t9 y7 n
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」www1.tvboxnow.com# w' T2 _0 z9 A; \ h
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:www1.tvboxnow.com1 H5 o, Z0 K! P7 i
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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; I. R6 c( S0 l! s" stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."7 y j0 ^! R: D, g
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |