一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」* Q8 _6 a3 \0 S7 b( D4 |
3 l, ^" u. L; \& ~! M! u「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」www1.tvboxnow.com- P/ _ y: b: y' U1 ]1 @
# p$ h" E2 V2 {/ e* v; C, a公仔箱論壇「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. Y6 U6 m8 n$ A9 o7 \2 j/ m
3 w" F' q M7 p: I5 r( b婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：1 T; Z d; `+ P8 x2 l# ?
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.www1.tvboxnow.com6 x+ Y' g* r" N% t( U5 |
" r8 z2 \( P- [. b' K2 z; hA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 z& G& ~3 Q# n! ^) a; e
1 i: l& _ P' b- iwww1.tvboxnow.com"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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: t6 U/ `: t# W! O/ ~. p2 f+ F9 [* q"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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