一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。3 p/ }6 X c6 ~9 W* D' O
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」公仔箱論壇4 N1 n* q/ i8 W" w
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」www1.tvboxnow.com6 c. k. d# \, y5 U3 B
! X6 _% {5 W" T* T/ g「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ d1 Y- ^3 d3 O$ a" t# n
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:, u$ f% N8 g1 ^* u) k- g0 c' h
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 c0 v- m$ K# }( W) q
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% i8 d$ ?* G: O+ K6 u' ]7 _
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9 |3 u9 j; _4 K4 Bwww1.tvboxnow.com"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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) C/ {: |/ M9 D$ vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |