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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
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性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
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苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
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0 v4 i( ]8 l* p2 w教之道:The way of learning it
: q8 W* d- `6 y贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.www1.tvboxnow.com0 e: d/ i8 d4 c* y9 o. A; b
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Mengtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( S7 j4 U+ ]1 `8 V4 D* |/ F
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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* K7 A& \& n% J+ q窦燕山 Dou, the Famoustvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& x" s- ]6 j; ?/ n7 U
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 c8 p% B) l4 M! @4 f1 z" |www1.tvboxnow.com教五子 All his five son took it
4 _1 l4 S5 s$ ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.8 s8 F/ ~& \7 C' d. n4 W+ Q- J+ t0 G

; g$ T( o# M' y( ?0 p/ L养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 [3 ]  k! \2 i2 D0 R8 mwww1.tvboxnow.com父之过 It is all your fault.
, u/ y8 M. Y  b" h4 ]/ Uwww1.tvboxnow.com教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* _8 s) V! \% I+ H8 p7 |) m) ^8 y, k/ A公仔箱論壇师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.公仔箱論壇& q: {( I& u2 _

! D6 o2 X$ |) e0 I- Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb子不学 You may refuse to study thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 p; o' }! q# j9 ~" j* C3 J
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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& B6 M5 l  ^- Z3 R  ^2 r% Z5 |www1.tvboxnow.com玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  m4 r2 S- ^) }* Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! i6 _" w  E% Z9 e  j: m" e人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  g! w3 R) v2 X公仔箱論壇不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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